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Hon. Hiram Priest esq.

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About Hon. Hiram Priest esq.

  • Esquire

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  • Role
    Main Character
  • Playby
    Samual S. Hinds
  • Goes By
    Judge
  • Profession
    lawyer, judge, politician
  • Position
    Independent means
  • Birth Date
    5-04-1826
  • Status
    Widower
  • Height
    5'10"
  • Hair Color
    White
  • Eye Color
    Gray

Physical Description

Hiram Priest is slender and gaunt.  He dresses in finery:  suit and waistcoat, watch, fob, and top hat.  His complexion is quite pale, some would even say ashen, but it matches his white hair nicely.  He has cunning gray eyes behind wire-rimmed spectacles.  He rarely smiles;  1) because he doesn't have much warmth or empathy, and 2) because even HE is aware of his off-putting, tobacco stained teeth.  Other than looking aged, he is otherwise in good health.

Traits & Characteristics

Priest is very smart.  He always seems to be weighing odds, judging character, or planning his next move, just as a Chess Master would.  He appraises, always with a plug of tobacco nestled against his left cheek.  He can recite legal arguments about cases he learned in Law School -- and do it fluently.  Yet, most times he's laconic and never one who could be described as blabby.

Employment

WIP --- He shrewdly saved his money over time, and at the outset of his story here, can self-finance.   His goal is to work his way into the fabric of community leadership and perhaps be appointed or elected as judge.

 

Expertise

Hiram is a civic leader (if a crooked one) having been elected as Mayor of Wagon Mound, up in Dakota territory.  Later, he was appointed a Territorial Judge.  Often, he could be seen bearing witness, after intoning, "By the powers invested in me by Statute 83d and all other statues thereto appertatum..." standing solemnly, cheeks loaded with chaw and his hands gripping his lapels, while the condemned fell through a gallows' trapdoor.

Aliases / Nicknames

Judge, Mayor,

Residense(s)

WIP

Kith & Kin

WIP

Life Events

TBD

Character Notes

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Player Notes

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Recent Posts

  1. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Coward that she was, she immediately backed down: and a pathetic sight it was too, she was nearly grovelling on her knees to the mean old man. "Oh! A...A...I wasn't saying nothin' about no-one, honest I wasn't ... and I won't, I mean, I... I'm never ever gonna talk about this to anyone else ever again, mister Priest. You don't have to worry about that! And, 'sides, I 'm just a silly little girl, no one cares what I say anyway." she assured him, eyes saucer wide and brimming with fear. 
     
    "That's a better attitude," Priest said with a smile.  "Much better." 
     
    He rummaged in his vest pocket, and as he was rummaging, he said, "I know how this tragedy hurt you, Miss.  You are too young and innocent to worry 'bout such things."   Out came a shiny, newly minted Silver Dollar which he set on the piano, on the wooden edge just to the right of the 8th octave of "C" -- the last key of the keyboard.  "This is for you.  And every time you see it, and hold it, think of that sweet Mrs. Potee and how you loved her.  And also think of our friendly chat about her."
     
    With that, he ambled over to the bar where Fortner and Hannaberry were drinking.
     
    "Watch out for that one," he whispered as he walked by.
     
    Fortner nodded.
     
  2. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Mayor Hiram Priest was a politician and he could read people with exacting accuracy.
     
    "I spect' no one knew anything like this woulda happened today," he ruminated sadly. 
     
    "Oh, do you think?" she spat, not even turning to look at the man.
     
    "Sorry you're takin' it all so bad," he said with a certain Grandfatherly sincerity.  "All of us show sadness in different ways.  And if you'd ever like to talk about it, maybe I can help."
     
    He tugged at his chin sagely.
     
    "You know, some men are just not suited for being married.  Now take this Potee fella.  Look how he lashed out as his poor, upright, religious wife he had.  You saw how she came in here and begged him to leave the Star Dust and come home with her.  It was a pitiful sight.  Why I had to wipe a tear off my cheek.  He chased her out of here with harsh words, evil words, and you know what they say;  Idle hands are the devil's workshop and his first tool is a vicious tongue."
     
    He sighed.
     
    "And what did that poor woman do?  She went back to their place, a place she'd dreamed of making a life in, and hung herself straight away."  He bent a little closer to her and spoke confidentially.  "Seems to me, there's only one person responsible for that tragedy, and it ain't him," he pointed to Fortner at the bar, and it ain't you, and it ain't me.  It's that man sittin' on his porch with his head in his hands and trying to squeeze the liquor out of his brain. --- that's who."
     
    He got even more confidential.  "And I'd be careful who you start makin' accusations about.  Be real careful.  Real careful."
  3. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Arabella gulped when she heard the news and, of course, stopped playing the piano. But she didn't move from the piano stool, she was frozen to the spot. And when anyone had flown out of the swing doors who was going to fly out: whether from concern, duty or just plain old curiosity, she started right back in playing. It was a happy, jangling tune that jangled along with her nerves, and every beat of the tempo hammered in heavily her inner resolve to get out of there and out of the entanglements of working along side Mister Franklin and his geriatric henchman 'Judge' Hiram Priest. 
     
    As if the good Lord could read her thoughts, the venerable, old, Judge, made his way over to the piano.  This, after he stopped by where Lukas had blathered the fate of Maude Potee to every cowpoke and gambler in Kalispell.  He nodded sagely as Franklin suggested some men go out and help with the undertaking, and moved his wad of chaw from one cheek to the other.  "Sounds right," he gurgled through tobacco.
     
    Once Hiram got over to Arabella, he bent down to her moving head (she sometimes swayed whilst playing tunes, especially those played allegro).  "Why don't you play Amazing Grace?  Wouldn't it be more fittin'?"
     
    The Judge and mayor had officiated many funerals, weddings, and civic events.
     
    "I spect' no one knew anything like this woulda happened today," he ruminated sadly.
     
     
     
  4. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    A calm, if temporary, and settled over the Star Dust.  Customers returned to their tables and some sidled up to the bar where Ralph poured liquor.  By then, Caroline, somewhat grudgingly, took the coffee cups back to the kitchen, and Arabella had flown the coop.  As for Fortner, he sat back down at the table and scooped up the winnings.  There was plenty of cash, certainly, but the real prize was the deed to the Potee Homestead.   Fortner held it in his hands and read the property description that he knew included a vein of gold -- just how rich, he would come to find out in the days ahead.  Maybe it would come to be known as the Fortner Strike?
     
    Hiram Priest sat as his reserved table with its superior view of the entire saloon floor.  His arms were folded and his eyes shut.  He was quite pleased when a plan came together and was executed beautifully.  The only thing that bothered him was the homesteader Potee.  It would be just like him to return with a shotgun and start firing at everyone in sight.
     
    With eyes shut he thought of his favorite poem:
     
    "Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
    Bright and yellow, hard and cold
    Molten, graven, hammered and rolled,
    Heavy to get and light to hold,
    Hoarded, bartered, bought and sold,
    Stolen, borrowed, squandered, doled,
    Spurned by young, but hung by old
    Price of many a crime untold."
     
    Priest opened his eyes, raised his glass and took a sip of whisky.  He then closed his eyes again.
     
    "To save - to ruin - to curse - to bless - "
     
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    Soon, Franklin Fortner caught up with Caroline in the Kitchen.
     
    "Let's head to the office.  There's something I gotta tell ya."
     
    He bade her follow him.
     
  5. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Hiram Priest kept busy with his game of Solitaire, but he also kept an eye on the progression of things a the poker table.  
     
    At the moment, that irritating gadfly of a girl was getting in the way.  The last thing that they wanted was Horace Potee to lose his concentration on his game with his new-found friends.
     
    There was something else bothering him.  It was that Ben Simons and his undue interest on the friendly card game that Fortner and Potee were having.  He seemed to view things too keenly and too critically.  Maybe it would be good if he had some liquid refreshment like everyone else was.
     
    Laying the cards on the table, Hiram stood up and made his way slowly to where Ralph stood behind the bar.
     
    "Here," stated Hiram Priest, slapping a half dollar on the counter.  "Would you please take a shot of Red Eye over to Mr. Simons and tell him that it's compliments of Judge Priest?  He looks like he could use a friend and also a drink.  I would appreciate it if you could do that for me.  You won't find me ungenerous." 
  6. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Hiram kept an eye on the unwary Mr. Potee.  It was quite a performance he was putting on for the benefit of Caroline.  "Pathetic" was the word that kept intruding into his thoughts.
     
    He listened to the description of all that he and his homestead had to offer and, all the while, the poem by Thomas Hood came to mind.
     
    Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
    Bright and yellow, hard and cold
    Molten, graven, hammered and rolled,
    Heavy to get and light to hold,
    Hoarded, bartered, bought and sold,
    Stolen, borrowed, squandered, doled.
    Price of many a crime untold.
    Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
     
    The erudite and learned, former, Judge was one to reckon with.  There was no telling what he might have achieved in life had it not been for his lecherous heart and averous soul.
     
    Now their plans were coming into focus - finally, with the loudmouth homesteader walking right into their trap.
     
    His eyes swept from  right to left and he spotted Ben Simons.  What was on his mind?  What was he after?  He would have to find out more about him once he was elected as Mayor.  He'd have his minions find out about the dandy ... weak spots, maybe.
     
    But back to Potee.  If they could just swoop him up in a game poker.
  7. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    "Hey!  You Mr. Priest?" Jake asked the dignified sage who was seated at his reserved table.  "We need your help 'bout something."  He held out a rumpled document.
     
    Hiram looked up at the three toughs while slowly chewing his chaw.  "Sure.  Why don't you fellas sit down so we can talk about it?"  He was thankful for the piano music courtesy of Arabella.  It was sure pretty, plus it supplied some needed background cover.
     
    The men pulled out chairs and each sat around, planting their elbows on the semi-polished wood. 
     
    Jim Craven was impatient.  "Well show him the damned thing," he growed at Jake, who slid the document across to Priest.  "These fellas charge by the goddamned minute."
     
    Once he was ready, Priest held the paper up and read it, silently.   It wasn't a deed or a promissory note, or even a laundry ticket.   It was a narrative of what had happened a few days earlier at the Potee homestead.  One of the men, evidently, had enough schooling to construct a reasonably cogent report.
     
    "We got to the Potee place bout supper hour.  Their tweren't nobody there cept his wife.  She was a LOOKER so why the  Hell would she be with an idgit like Potee?"  Priest looked up at the three, eager, sets of eyes, and slowly shook his head.  Where did Fortner dig these guys up? 
     
    The story continued.
     
    "He came outta his cabin. His wife was standin behind him and they got some little girl who was a'runnin around the place.  Jake told 'em that Potee gotta get off the land before the snow flies, but Potee tweren't having none of it.  He as much told us to go to Hell.  We told him it would be better for his health if'n he left.  No dice.  We told him that we were givin' him fair warning."  Then, on the last line,  "When do we get paid?"
     
    Priest spoke up in a lawyerish tone of voice.  "You gentlemen have been taken.  This isn't a bonafide  deed.  It's nothing of the sort.  First of all, it hasn't even been notarized."
     
    The men were slacked-mouthed, and they played their parts well.
     
    "I told you we couldn't a trusted that slimy varmint!" barked Jake to Jasper.  "Sheeeit!  The best part of you ran down your mamma's leg!"
     
    Jasper growled, "You leave my mama outta this!"
     
    "Calm down!  We've had enough of that kind of talk in the past few days to last a year.  Now I'll help you out, so listen."    After that, the men huddled closer because Priest lowered his voice considerably.
     
    "First thing you're going to do is take this paper and burn the thing, just like you would a worthless piece of paper.  Then camp out to the north of town 'about three miles, and I'll send someone with your money.  But that's just the first part.  Next, you're gonna head back out to Potee's place and rough him up a bit.  Don't, for chrissakes, kill him, just knock his teeth out. Have your horses tear-up his pea-patch or whatever the hell he has growing.  Got it?"
     
    The men rose and one of them took off his hat and smacked the other with it.  "No goddamn good!  You oughta tell God you need a new brain."
     
    They then sauntered back to the bar to where Caroline lounged, truly a sight for sore eyes.
     
    "Another whiskey"  Jake asked  Ralph.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
  8. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    He smiled.  "It's Ben Simons and I was asking about some of your plans for Kalispell and I'm sure the good voters here would like to know as well."
     
    Then he gave a wide sweeping gesture to acknowledge the other people who were there.  It seemed that there were a few who were getting more interested in their conversion as some of them responded with "yeah" and "what he said."
     
    Priest didn't like to be pushed, but he didn't let that break his stride.  Except for eyeing Ben Simons up and down, and chomping on his chaw, he remained genial.   But, when he was about to address Simons, that drunken old hag began blathering.
     
    "They should have a whatayacallem!" yelled Sally Adams suddenly "A debate! All of them, whatayacallem, Can'idates!" she laughed. "I remember seein' Douglas and Lincoln in Freeport waaaaaay before the war. Douglas whupped his ass. Course, that's before he had that beard. Beard helped a lot, y'know. Much better with the beard."
     
    "The lady has a point," Hiram agreed.  "But that's for down-the-road a spell once all the candidates get together."   And then he turned to Ben and said, "Sir, I'm preparing a platform to run on, and I will lay it out for everyone at the rally I'm holding next week down the street."  He smiled and said,  "You don't think I'm gonna steal my own thunder.  Do ya?"
     
    A draft swept into the saloon as three rough toughs entered through the swinging doors.  After two steps inside, they looked at Fortner.
     
    "Gentlemen," the Proprietor greeted them.  "Welcome to the Star Dust.  Step up to the bar and have a drink."
     
    The men grunted and did as he said.
     
    That gave Hiram his cue.  "Thanks for your interest, Mr. Simons.  I'm sure we'll talk later."  And with that, he walked over to the corner to where his reserved table was.
     
    Hells-a-poppin, the old politician thought as he sat down.
     
    "Three whiskies," one of the men said, after reaching into his coat and putting down some coinage.
  9. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Hearing the mention of plans, Ben stepped forward, "You wouldn't mind giving us a hint on these plans? I've already heard a few from the other contenders and I wouldn't want you to step on their toes by saying something they've already covered."
     
    "Well that's a fine question, young man," Priest began cautiously.  "One has to proceed with ..."   but his flow of speech was cut short when Arabella shouted from across the room.
     
    "More to the point, Mister Priest, what are you? A nice clean living Democrat, or some God-forsaken, devil horned, dyed in the wool Republican?!" she asked, her political opinions (pointless as she didn't hold the vote due to her age and sex) set in stone by her Southern upbringing. 
     
    Priest stared at her from over the top of his glasses.  He wasn't used to being questioned, especially by one so young and seemingly inexperienced.   He frowned, and so did her employer, Franklin Fortner.
     
    Arabella continued.  Only her youth prevented her from appearing as a fishwife. 
     
    "Say, you ain't no dirty Greenbacker are ya?!" she cried. She wasn't over-sure what a Greenbacker was, but she'd read somewhere that 'Beast Butler' was one, and that was bad enough for her. "You know, whoever runs on the Democrat Ticket'll get the votes of ever' dislocated Southerner round here I reckon: there's me, 'cept I cain't vote, obvious, urr... Mr Pettigrew, Mr Crabbe, Mr Connolly, Mr McVay... oh, there's tons!" she offered, helpfully.
     
    "Arabella!  Enough!" barked Fortner.
     
    There was a pause while everyone, employee and patron, was shocked at Franklin's imperative. 
     
    Hiram shook his head.  "I got no problem answering the young lady's question.  It's a good one."  He looked across the floor to where Arabella stood waiting for an answer.  "So you're asking me what political affiliation I might be, a Democrat or a Republican?   And that's a good question so I'll tell you.   I'm an American.  More to the point, I'm a Montanan.  Your head is filled with worryin' about yesterday - Republican, Democrat.  But look at it this way.  We're all on a journey.  We're all on a train headin' for better times.  So don't pack a trunk of junk filled with yesterdays because tomorrow, tomorrow'll be filled with sunshine."
     
    It was near lyrical, and Hiram looked out at the slack-mouth audience.  "You oughta put that to music," he said to Arabella.
     
    But Ben needed answering but he'd start from scratch.  "Your name, again?"
  10. Hon. Hiram Priest esq.
    Caroline  never gave a rat's ass about politics, she couldn't even vote anyhow. However Fortner was much more ardent.
     
    Franklin stood back and began clapping, and he looked to Caroline and Ralph to back him up.
     
    Caroline noticed and immediately started up her own clapping, she certainly looked genuinely enthused. Ralph applauded also both of them being the loyal veteran employees that they were.
     
    There followed some claps from the scant number of patrons, it was, after all, not even noon yet.  Still, Fortner was buoyed by the response and stepped back while pushing Hiram forward.  The old roué enjoyed it all;  He was in his element.
     
    "Fellow citizens," he began.  "I thank you for your support!   And, if you do me the honor of making me the next Mayor, I'll do right by each and every one of you.  It'll be my duty to keep law and order in the streets, and my aim to make Kalispell a place where you can all prosper.  I just want you to know that I'll be giving a speech in that vacant lot down the street, probably in a few days.  There you'll hear of some of my plans."
     
    Frank smiled.  This guy is good, he thought.
     

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